Post by Lovux The Great on Nov 30, 2008 6:35:00 GMT -5
I better say it the first thing I do – Rabid Ryoma fangirls, please go away, for your own good. This thread might break your heart. But if you stay and read all these facts and decide to get your revenge on bitchy Lovux by creating an Atobe Keigo Facts thread, then go ahead, do so, Lovux will gladly contribute to that thread... 
But for us who dislike Echizen or are at least neutral about him or very open-minded, let us now enjoy the infamous…
Echizen went to a Beauty Salon once and said “Make me look hot”. They put a paper bag on his head.
Echizen’s favourite character in Code Geass is Nina.
Echizen never gets treat on Halloween.
Even Echizen’s racket hates him, so much that it actually tried to kill him IN CANON.
Echizen does not know what colour Napoleon’s white horse had.
Do you know the REAL reason Yuuta left Seigaku? That’s right, he felt that something horrible was coming, and decided to flee while he still could. Too bad it didn’t work very well…
When Echizen looks himself in the mirror, the glass shatters.
When Echizen asked the Joker for an autograph, even he had to get serious and run away.
The Seigaku regulars keep their eyes closed when showering after training sessions, so that they won’t accidentally see Echizen naked.
The reason PoT got so DBZ-ish is because Echizen is holding Konomi Takeshi hostage.
If it was Echizen who had been close to that falling sign during the marathon in Atobe Kara no Okurimono, Atobe would have made no effort whatsoever to save him.
Not even Curious George is curious about Echizen.
Echizen wrote the fillers of Naruto.
He is also the one in charge of the fugly bromides and other official anime art we’ve gotten lately.
In fact, even Jesus (and I don’t mean the Yukimura one) hates Echizen.
When Echizen dies, he will become known as Virgin Marty Stu.
Echizen thinks that Village People is a group made of straight men.
Kamio grew a long fringe over his left eye because he couldn’t stand looking at Echizen with both eyes at the same time.
Kikumaru’s constant glomps are actually hidden attempts to strangle Echizen.
Rinko has no photos of Echizen, because every time she tries to take a picture of him, the film catches fire.
All Kirihara needs to do to enter Devil Mode is to think of Echizen.
Echizen was created when Fail decided to cast of its useless parts.
The teachers only give Echizen good marks because they don’t want to see him again.
A gender-swapped version of Echizen is the only girl in the whole world that Sengoku would not hit on.
In fact, there is no living creature or unliving object in the whole universe that would hit on Echizen.
Akutsu had to convince the rocks he threw on Echizen to let him use them and promised to clean them afterwards.
Yukimura faked his illness to make sure that Echizen would stay at least 50 meters away from him.
In December 2004, Echizen wanted to go to Sumatra but Naniroh didn’t let him. Needless to say, Nanjiroh has never regretted anything in his life has much as he did on the Christmas Day.
Spice Girls broke up because they saw Echizen in the crowd during one of their live concerts and never wanted to see his face again.
If you spell Echizen and/or Ryoma in Scribble, it will forever be your loss.
There are no cases of cancer in the world, only cases of people who have been unfortunate to see Echizen naked.
A picture can say more than a thousand words, but you can describe more than a thousand pictures of Echizen with the word “fail”.
Every time 1 Anti-Echizen fan dies, 2 new Anti-Echizen fans arise.
Echizen would survive a zombie invasion, because Echizen’s brain is the only brain the zombies would never want to eat.
Echizen does not know what colour you get if you mix blue and yellow.
Echizen is nobody’s uke, because nobody wants to stick it in his pooper. (Granted, he is nobody’s seme either)
The reason Sakuno gets lost all the time is because she doesn’t want to run into Echizen.
(“But what about her crush on him then?”, you might be wondering. Easy answer; teen rebellion against her parents. While some teens listen to hard rock and take drugs, Sakuno choose to fake a crush on Echizen. That’s all there is to it)
All Seigaku regulars were secretly hoping that Echizen would go to US Open instead of following them to the Nationals.
The only thing that can keep Jirou from sleeping is nightmares of Echizen.
When girls play fuck/marry/kill, Echizen is always chosen as kill.
Likewise, when people play Hot or Not, Echizen is always chosen as Not.
Santa Claus doesn’t need to send elves to check if Echizen has been a good or bad boy – he knows that Echizen has been a bastard by default.
Which is why Echizen never gets any birthday/Christmas presents.
If Echizen was a movie, he would be Zaat. (And Uchiha Sasuke would be The Starfighters)
Echizen is the reason why Sengoku is straight to begin with.
The only order Lelouch’s Geass cannot carry out is “Do not hate Echizen”.
The real purpose of the development of nuclear power is to kill off Echizen permanently.
Echizen has written 90 % of ALL Mary Sue fan fictions ever created.
The date of Echizen’s death will always be known as The Great Laughter Day.
All crossdressing/transsexual men in the world are crossdressers/transsexuals because they don’t want to belong to the same gender as Echizen.
Echizen thinks that Kabaji and Tanishi Kei are two really hot bishounen. And he supports them as a yaoi couple.
When Edward and Alphone Elric tried to revive their mother, what they got instead was not a deformed humanoid monster – it was merely a prototype of Echizen’s original character design.
Momo looses his apetite when he thinks of Echizen.
Taka-san decided to quit tennis after Junior High so that he wouldn’t be stuck with Echizen for another three years of torture.
Ryuuzaki used to be a beautiful lady even at quite a respectable age, but then she saw a picture of Echizen and got wrinkles instantly.
Echizen has four role models in his life; Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Po.
Nanjiroh gave Karupin to Echizen, hoping that the cat would give the boy rabies and finally drop dead.
Echizen is the original “He-who-must-not-be-named”.
Minagawa Junko cries everytime she has to go to the recording studio and read her lines as… yeah.
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Please feel free to contribute your own Echizen Facts.
But for us who dislike Echizen or are at least neutral about him or very open-minded, let us now enjoy the infamous…
Echizen Ryoma Facts
Hopefully this will become a meme…
Hopefully this will become a meme…
Echizen went to a Beauty Salon once and said “Make me look hot”. They put a paper bag on his head.
Echizen’s favourite character in Code Geass is Nina.
Echizen never gets treat on Halloween.
Even Echizen’s racket hates him, so much that it actually tried to kill him IN CANON.
Echizen does not know what colour Napoleon’s white horse had.
Do you know the REAL reason Yuuta left Seigaku? That’s right, he felt that something horrible was coming, and decided to flee while he still could. Too bad it didn’t work very well…
When Echizen looks himself in the mirror, the glass shatters.
When Echizen asked the Joker for an autograph, even he had to get serious and run away.
The Seigaku regulars keep their eyes closed when showering after training sessions, so that they won’t accidentally see Echizen naked.
The reason PoT got so DBZ-ish is because Echizen is holding Konomi Takeshi hostage.
If it was Echizen who had been close to that falling sign during the marathon in Atobe Kara no Okurimono, Atobe would have made no effort whatsoever to save him.
Not even Curious George is curious about Echizen.
Echizen wrote the fillers of Naruto.
He is also the one in charge of the fugly bromides and other official anime art we’ve gotten lately.
In fact, even Jesus (and I don’t mean the Yukimura one) hates Echizen.
When Echizen dies, he will become known as Virgin Marty Stu.
Echizen thinks that Village People is a group made of straight men.
Kamio grew a long fringe over his left eye because he couldn’t stand looking at Echizen with both eyes at the same time.
Kikumaru’s constant glomps are actually hidden attempts to strangle Echizen.
Rinko has no photos of Echizen, because every time she tries to take a picture of him, the film catches fire.
All Kirihara needs to do to enter Devil Mode is to think of Echizen.
Echizen was created when Fail decided to cast of its useless parts.
The teachers only give Echizen good marks because they don’t want to see him again.
A gender-swapped version of Echizen is the only girl in the whole world that Sengoku would not hit on.
In fact, there is no living creature or unliving object in the whole universe that would hit on Echizen.
Akutsu had to convince the rocks he threw on Echizen to let him use them and promised to clean them afterwards.
Yukimura faked his illness to make sure that Echizen would stay at least 50 meters away from him.
In December 2004, Echizen wanted to go to Sumatra but Naniroh didn’t let him. Needless to say, Nanjiroh has never regretted anything in his life has much as he did on the Christmas Day.
Spice Girls broke up because they saw Echizen in the crowd during one of their live concerts and never wanted to see his face again.
If you spell Echizen and/or Ryoma in Scribble, it will forever be your loss.
There are no cases of cancer in the world, only cases of people who have been unfortunate to see Echizen naked.
A picture can say more than a thousand words, but you can describe more than a thousand pictures of Echizen with the word “fail”.
Every time 1 Anti-Echizen fan dies, 2 new Anti-Echizen fans arise.
Echizen would survive a zombie invasion, because Echizen’s brain is the only brain the zombies would never want to eat.
Echizen does not know what colour you get if you mix blue and yellow.
Echizen is nobody’s uke, because nobody wants to stick it in his pooper. (Granted, he is nobody’s seme either)
The reason Sakuno gets lost all the time is because she doesn’t want to run into Echizen.
(“But what about her crush on him then?”, you might be wondering. Easy answer; teen rebellion against her parents. While some teens listen to hard rock and take drugs, Sakuno choose to fake a crush on Echizen. That’s all there is to it)
All Seigaku regulars were secretly hoping that Echizen would go to US Open instead of following them to the Nationals.
The only thing that can keep Jirou from sleeping is nightmares of Echizen.
When girls play fuck/marry/kill, Echizen is always chosen as kill.
Likewise, when people play Hot or Not, Echizen is always chosen as Not.
Santa Claus doesn’t need to send elves to check if Echizen has been a good or bad boy – he knows that Echizen has been a bastard by default.
Which is why Echizen never gets any birthday/Christmas presents.
If Echizen was a movie, he would be Zaat. (And Uchiha Sasuke would be The Starfighters)
Echizen is the reason why Sengoku is straight to begin with.
The only order Lelouch’s Geass cannot carry out is “Do not hate Echizen”.
The real purpose of the development of nuclear power is to kill off Echizen permanently.
Echizen has written 90 % of ALL Mary Sue fan fictions ever created.
The date of Echizen’s death will always be known as The Great Laughter Day.
All crossdressing/transsexual men in the world are crossdressers/transsexuals because they don’t want to belong to the same gender as Echizen.
Echizen thinks that Kabaji and Tanishi Kei are two really hot bishounen. And he supports them as a yaoi couple.
When Edward and Alphone Elric tried to revive their mother, what they got instead was not a deformed humanoid monster – it was merely a prototype of Echizen’s original character design.
Momo looses his apetite when he thinks of Echizen.
Taka-san decided to quit tennis after Junior High so that he wouldn’t be stuck with Echizen for another three years of torture.
Ryuuzaki used to be a beautiful lady even at quite a respectable age, but then she saw a picture of Echizen and got wrinkles instantly.
Echizen has four role models in his life; Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, La-La and Po.
Nanjiroh gave Karupin to Echizen, hoping that the cat would give the boy rabies and finally drop dead.
Echizen is the original “He-who-must-not-be-named”.
Minagawa Junko cries everytime she has to go to the recording studio and read her lines as… yeah.
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Please feel free to contribute your own Echizen Facts.
