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Post by thewiredknight on May 15, 2006 23:59:03 GMT -5
This is just a silly/wierd question I 've been wondering lately and I'm curious as to what the people on this board would do given the following scenario.
Let's suppose your boyfriend (girlfriend for the three guys on this board) suddenly underwent a change and was suddenly six years old again. They still have all their memories of you, who you are and all they've experienced and knowledge and there has been no mental regression (they communicate and think just as before). They just now have the body of a six year old and furthermore, you're the only one who knows or remembers who they used to be (no records remain of their other yhears of life)
What would you do given this scenario?
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Post by saro on May 22, 2006 12:17:12 GMT -5
Consult a Manga authoress? @,@ Actually, most realistically I'd probably try to see through that they don't end up cared for by bad people or something, and stay friends with them. Telling people wouldn't help much...
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Post by dyaoka on May 22, 2006 18:51:16 GMT -5
collaborate with them on elaborate schemes to coerce money from rich people because we all know how much of a sucker they are for little kids.
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Post by yoshikochan on May 24, 2006 8:52:34 GMT -5
<3 Dyaoka, you're the BEST *__*
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Post by heavenslight on May 25, 2006 20:14:31 GMT -5
Well firstly I would get the proper papers to prove that he exists and probably arrange to be his legal garden. Then I would enroll him back in school. Only I would enroll him as a girl and dress him and punk/goth visual K clothing and send him to school that way. ^_# And it would be great because for a six year old hid he would be a complete genius and could skip all the way and graduate college again super easy. Then, the book deals would come. And with any luck, movie rights. Better yet he should get like 10 degrees and still be be pretty young. Hello TV interviews!!!
The visual K thing is really for my own ausment.... I've always wanted a little living doll to dress up...
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Post by saro on May 26, 2006 2:38:53 GMT -5
XD That's classic. And so is the typo (as in, accidently typing it in place of a similar word, instead of the usual 'whoops I put an extra s') 'garden' instead of 'guardian'. XP
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Post by Kannade on May 27, 2006 12:15:51 GMT -5
Dump them and run.
Kids are a hassle to handle because they're snotty brats who "cheeto" (smear their hands on stuff after eating cheetos) everything on purpose and are usually good for nothing except for the money making scheme Dyaoka came up with.
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Post by saro on May 27, 2006 15:55:01 GMT -5
Yeah, but they'd be the same person, just a different body. o.o Your sex life would suck.
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Post by whitelilacs on May 27, 2006 15:57:25 GMT -5
collaborate with them on elaborate schemes to coerce money from rich people because we all know how much of a sucker they are for little kids. XD heh heh so like dyaoka to think of something like that. ^^;; |
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Post by Toukai on May 28, 2006 18:25:28 GMT -5
Id claim i have no idea who they are and get another girlfriend...
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Post by thewiredknight on May 31, 2006 2:29:36 GMT -5
That would be sad though, because she would then have to be adopted and still remember you but then have to lead a placated life as a child.
I'd send Heavenslight to school again after ascertaining legal guardianship but for the most part give her free reign since I know her mental facililties are fine. Though I know she would exploit the freedom gained as a child all too well.
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