Yukimura's Daddy(and other crack crossover things)

[plantress]

An: Aw, you're not that old Dad.
Aioria: Flattery isn't going to get you anywhere.
Aiolos: Actually it's not that hard An, I could show you..
Aioria: Hey!
Aiolos: Well, you won't teach her! Her mother is Saint too, she has to have the potential at least...it's a shame to waste that!

[Raiden]

Aioria: ...Uh, well... the thing is... Marin is teaching Kippei how to teleport and she can't handle two students at the same time...
Marin: I heard that!

[plantress]

Aiolos: Ummm...I'll leave you two to work things out. I don't want to get in the way here. Come on Hyoga..
Hyoga: Can't I hang out with Camus instead?
Aiolos: What, do you like him more than your own father?
Hyoga:...Yes?
An: >.> I'll go ask Yagyuu's grandpa then, he seems to like teaching people...

[Raiden]

Shion: Ah, little miss, of course I can teach you...
Aioria: ...................*sneaks off*
An: Where'd Dad get off to?
Shion: He was there a minute ago...
Kiki: Grandpa Shion, he's behind that big statue. I think he and Marin-san are skipping their training duties.
Shion: What about young Kippei?
Kiki: Hanging out with Camus-sama and Hyoga.
Yagyuu: Kiki-chan, stop being a gossip and get back here.
Kiki: Yes, brother.
Mu: ...Did you have this much trouble when I was little?
Shion: ...You have no idea.

[plantress]

Inui: *Muttering something about data and scribbling frantically in his notebook*
Shiryu: .Friend of yours Renji?
Yanagi:....Yes.
Shiryu: Why am I not surpised?

[Raiden]

Ptolemy: *looking around* Oh, there he is. Sadaharu, your match is about to start.
Shiryu: O________O
Yanagi: O________O
Dohko: ...You froze their brains, Ptolemy...
Ptolemy: ...Sorry. *hollers* Sadaharu, get your bespectacled face on that court now!

[plantress]

Inui: Coming father.
Yukimura: Well that's intresting, isn't it Renji? Renji? Don't tell me something like that surprises you. Shouldn't your data have told you Inui was bound to be connected to the Saints?

[Raiden]

Yanagi: No, it's not that... it's just that...
Shiryu: Ptolemy is a bit weird.
Yanagi: He flings around phantom arrows and Inui doesn't...
Shiryu: Mayhaps he didn't inherit any illusionary abilities?

[plantress]

Tezuka: Inui is too obsessed with data to pay attention to something he can't measure.
Yukimura: That I can believe. Even Renji had some trouble with the subject of illusions at first.

[Raiden]

Kiki: ...How can he see illusions if he's blind?
Yagyuu: ...............
Yanagi: ...............
Shiryu: ...............
Tezuka: ...Mada mada dane.
Ryoma: OI! >.O

[plantress]

Camus: *Loom* Kunimitsu....*Stern glare*
Milo: Oh, come on, let your kid have a little fun, it's just a little phrase! Maybe he won't turn out as bad as you if you let him loosen up once in a while.
Camus: *Turns the glare on Milo instead*

[Raiden]

Milo: That won't work on me and you know it.
Camus: *takes Milo by the scruff of his neck and threatens to drop him down a ledge*
Sengoku: Tell me, Tezuka-san... is your father always like that?
Tezuka: Pretty much, I'd say. He's also prone to freezing people if they get on his nerves.
Sengoku: ...Freezing? I wonder what that's like...
Camus: If you say even one word, you'll get to experience it firsthand.
Milo: Don't even think about it, Camus, or I'm Antares-ing you in the forehead.

[plantress]

Yukimura: Are they always like this?
Shaka: Unfortunately, they are.
Shura: Why do you think I try to stay away from their temples?

[Raiden]

Aphrodite: ...I've actually considered moving outside Sanctuary for a long time... his frost is killing my roses!

[shiraoi]

(sorry to butt in, but do you have a full list of who is related to whom? XD; )