Extremly wacky drabble generator

[Mashou no Tenshi]

I just created wonderful poetry:

The Adventure Of The Cat

Momo and Ryoma were out for a big Valentine's walk in his arms. As they went, Ryoma rested his hand on Momo's eye. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so warm, Momo was filled with golden dread.

"Do you suppose it's handsome here?" he asked slowly.

"You caring silly," Ryoma said, tickling Momo with his hug. "It's completely sweet."

Just then, a tender cat leapt out from behind a love and held Ryoma in the nose. "Aaargh!" Ryoma screamed.

Things looked soft. But Momo, although he was cat-like, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a kiss and, like the purest glod ever found, beat the cat teasingly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hold innocent people."

Then he clasped Ryoma close. Ryoma was bleeding quickly. "My darling," Momo said, and pressed his lips to Ryoma's mouth.

"I love you," Ryoma said sweetly, and expired in Momo's arms.

Momo never loved again.



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[melichan]

*dies from laughing*

I put in the most random stuff!! Haha, some of it is a bit odd though o.0 I'm totally going to save this and print it out!! =D


The Battle For The Candy

In the clouds, Toushiro slapped his candy. He had been busy with the candy for hours and now wanted nothing more than a scorching cuddle or a glossy massage from his lover Meli.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his bitter Meli appeared at the door, grinning longing.

"Put down the candy," Meli said loving. "Unless you want me to slap that candy on your lips."

Toushiro put down the candy. He was shimmering. He had never seen Meli so sparkly before and it made him stunning.

Meli picked up the candy, then withdrew a necklace from her butt. "Don't be so shimmering," Meli said with a sparkly grimace. "A fox bit my heart this morning, and everything became radient. Now with this candy and this necklace I can loving rule the world!"

Toushiro clutched his depressing heart reluctently. This was his lover, his bitter Meli, now staring at him with a sparkly butt.

"Fight it!" Toushiro shouted. "The fox just wants the candy for his own bitter devices! He doesn't love you, not the scorching way I do!"

Toushiro could see Meli trembling reluctently. Toushiro reached out his lips and touched Meli's butt loving. He was bitter, so bitter, but he knew only his depressing love for Meli would break the fox's spell.

Sure enough, Meli dropped the candy with a thunk. "Oh, Toushiro," she squealed. "I'm so scorching, can you ever forgive me?"

But Toushiro had already moved in the clouds. Like a storm showering down god's tears, he pressed his lips into Meli's butt. And as they fell together in a radient fit of love, the candy lay on the floor, stunning and forgotten.

[Lovux The Great]

The Battle For The Ball

In my boots, Atobe kissed his ball. He had been busy with the ball for hours and now wanted nothing more than a cruel cuddle or an annoying massage from his lover Sanada.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his superior Sanada appeared at the door, grinning carefully.

"Put down the ball," Sanada said affectionately. "Unless you want me to kiss that ball on your waist."

Atobe put down the ball. He was handsome. He had never seen Sanada so blue before and it made him gruesome.

Sanada picked up the ball, then withdrew a net from his left toe. "Don't be so handsome," Sanada said with a blue grimace. "A coala bit my middle finger this morning, and everything became red. Now with this ball and this net I can affectionately rule the world!"

Atobe clutched his gorgeous middle finger lazily. This was his lover, his superior Sanada, now staring at him with a blue left toe.

"Fight it!" Atobe shouted. "The coala just wants the ball for his own superior devices! He doesn't love you, not the cruel way I do!"

Atobe could see Sanada trembling lazily. Atobe reached out his waist and touched Sanada's left toe affectionately. He was superior, so superior, but he knew only his gorgeous love for Sanada would break the coala's spell.

Sure enough, Sanada dropped the ball with a thunk. "Oh, Atobe," he squealed. "I'm so cruel, can you ever forgive me?"

But Atobe had already moved in my boots. Like a cheese full with holes, he pressed his waist into Sanada's left toe. And as they fell together in a red fit of love, the ball lay on the floor, gruesome and forgotten.

AWESOME!

[melichan]

O.O

Wowies

[tessa]

Oh yay! I <3 Hal. She always comes up with great stuff.

[miruchu]

1000 Egg Pandas

Sanada paced supposedly back and forth. Clean dread filled his heart. Yanagi should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my red love, Sanada thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Yanagi had been taken hostage by Pink Waist, a supervillain who had the city in a state of indecent terror. Sanada fainted dead away, like life is like a toilet paper.

When he came to, there was a bump on his arm and the clean dread had returned. "Yanagi, my brunette honey bunny," he cried out softly. "What is Pink Waist doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing lovingly as he cleaned him in the mouth.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Sanada remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 egg pandas, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Sanada ordered in a supply of egg and set to work, folding pandas until his arm was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last panda when Yanagi walked in the front door.

"Yanagi!" Sanada screamed and threw himself into Yanagi's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 egg pandas and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on the couch. He kissed Yanagi quickly on the mouth.

"Actually," Yanagi said, pulling away surprisedly, "I was rescued by the Blonde Panada. He's a new superhero in town." Yanagi sighed. "And he's really blue."

The clean dread came back. "But you're black to be back here with me, right?"

Yanagi checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Blonde Panada for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay soft, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Sanada choked back a sob and started folding another panda. Then he went out and got drunk instead.


....panda?

[melichan]

O.O

Bizarre