Insult a character you like!

[Lovux The Great]

Lovux is bored so she creates a new thread, and this time, it is to bring your fangirlness to a whole new level.

Being a fangirl is not only about loving a character for its good points, but for the bad points as well. Every character has its good and bad sides, it's not something you can get away from.
So here goes, give your favourite character an insult. But with that said, you don't exactly have to massacrate or kill them. Just teach them a little lesson.

Kaidoh: Anger management, anyone? Srsly, what is your problem, constant PMS or what?! You won't exactly get friends if you keep that attitude of your up!

Kawamura: Have you ever considered going to a mental institute? Your level of personality disorder can't possibly be normal! You need psychological help, no question about that!

Sanada: *sigh* ... You know what? You'll probably end up as those abusing parents who slap their kids when they doesn't get the best grade on a test. I feel sorry for your kids.

Yuuta: You will NEVER surpass you brother. Deal with it, bitch.

Mizuki: You... insensitive punk! How could you be so unconsiderate and not care about the health of your teammates? Stop thinking short-distantly and try think for a long time ahead instead! If you can that is, perhaps your purple braincells are blocking your thoughts?

Atobe: ARROGANT, NARCISSISTIC, VAIN BITCH. One day you're gonna get all your bragging "I >>>> U" attitude shoved up in your ass. Btw, the Gay Mafia called, they want their shirts back.

Now it's your turn~
Hey, IF LOVUX CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU.

And while you're still at it, pay a visit to this thread's sister thread, Compliment a character you dislike...

[Raiden]

Sanada: Do everyone a favor and sign up for an anger management course.

Tezuka: ...It wouldn't hurt to smile sometimes, you know. You really need to loosen up... I mean, is there a stick up your ass or something?

Arai: Drop the bad attitude, kid, or you'll never get along with your supposed teammates. We don't need another Kaidoh.

Tachibana: Grow your hair back to its original length or stop bleaching it. You look weird with short, bleached hair.

Kajimoto: ...You act like a computer. Quit it.

Akazawa: Control your temper, Bakazawa.

Mizuki: Quit pestering Yuuta, you gay bastard. And shut up... seriously, you need to learn how to listen for a change. And go change your wardrobe.

Yuuta: Don't listen to Mizuki, you idiot, and listen to your brother for a change! And stop angsting about living in your brother's shadow. You'll never surpass him, anyway.

Minami: Try to be a bit more conspicuous, will you? Speak up, man! You don't want people to think Sengoku is the Captain, now do you?!

Sengoku: Don't drool after girls, it makes you look pervy. You could try to act a bit more polite, you know. And if you ever start to act like Wakato, I'll kill you.

Akutsu: Stop acting like a punk. Not everything is boring or trash... and besides, who wants a guy as trigger-tempered as you as a boyfriend? Seriously, you and Sanada would be so similar as fathers that it's scary.

Dan: Stop imitating Ryoma. You need to be yourself. Oh, and I don't think you'll be able to get strong enough to defeat him, anyway.

Atobe: Quit the Drama Queen act. You'd be a lot more bearable if you didn't have an ego the size of the Antarctic.

Oshitari: Ditch the glasses. Oh, and it would be nice to see your real self someday. Stop playing around.

Shishido: Stop bitching about your strength and height. And seriously, showing an emotion other than anger wouldn't hurt, you know.

Choutarou: Ugh... you're so naive it hurts. And go get a self-confidence!

Jirou: Go eat some pills so you don't fall asleep all the time. And go get a tranquilizer when you're hyper.

Hiyoshi: STOP WITH THE GEKOKUJOUING, DAMMIT!

Amane: Sign up for a stand-up comedy course. Your puns suck.

Yanagi: Uh, open your eyes. I have no idea if you're blind or not.

Kirihara: You're such a little bastard that I'd want to noogie you until your brain falls out. Devil mode? Get rid of that.

Niou&Yagyuu: Stop switching around or someday you won't even know which one you are. And Niou, trickery isn't always a good thing. And Yagyuu, stop acting like you're polite all the time. It makes you boring.

Chitose: Get. rid. of. the. hippie. wardrobe. Period.

Kai&Hirakoba: Bad attitude has to go. You both act like idiots that think they're better than anyone else.

[krystalepyon]

Fuji: Get over your angst and grow a spine! You could beat the pants off any idiot if you only TRIED!!! (Does that count as an insult? But it's hard to insult Fuji...)

Tezuka: STOP GETTING INJURED you weak pussy!

Eiji: What are you, a woman? Enough with the mood swings!

Oshitari: Lose the accent you bumpkin!

I give up! I can't do any more! It's too hard to think of insults!!!

[hakuryu]

Oh...this is so difficult...but I HAVE THE GUTS OH YEAH! I'll do it! (it's a wonderful idea by the way, Lovux-dear)

Fuji: Act yourself, man! Why do you have to hide what you really feel all the time? Are you THAT coward? And, c'mon, if you love your team so much then TRY HARDER FOR THEM. They need you, you are a great player and you know it! So stop being so cool and mysterious and SHOW YOURSELF! EVERYBODY MUST KNOW THE ACTUAL SYUUSUKE FUJI! And that smile...c'mon darling we all know it's fake 60% of the time. If you feel sad or upset, then make sure the world know it!

Ryoma: Grow up, little brat! Don't you see who you really are? Always acting like you were the best at everything and like you were always right. Well no, YOU'RE NOT THE BEST. They're lots of people that are better than you and there will always be. You can NEVER be the best. Even if you are a shounen main character. Face it, little boy, YOU are the one who has lots to work on. Why hiding your feelings and acting cold and prideful when you are a veeeery sensitive little baby? You can rely on those who love you, stop demigrating them!

Atobe:You're not the king of the world. Oh no, you're just a young rich tennis player. You might be very wonderful but stop talking about it, man! People disgust narcisism. Get down of your imaginary throne.

Momo: DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN, DEAR?

Kaoru: Manners? Smiles? Why do you have to be so grumpy all the time? Nobody hates you so you don't have to hate everyone. A little good mood is never bad.

Oshitari: You're too sexy. Face it, you have to stop being so damn HOT. I mean...I know you're a tensai and all that but that doesn't mean you're the best player and the most mature Hyoutei member, okey?

Yuuta: Hey, your brother loves you. Get over your inferiority complex and be more polite and kind. If not, you will turn all wrinkled too soon.

Jirou: WAKE UP! THERE'S A LIFE OT THERE!

Ootori: Stop being such a good boy. It's too much. Your surely have a bad side...so don't hide it and scream yourself out sometimes.

Shishido:Tell you what? Theres a lot of people who deserve to be well treated appart from Choutarou. Leatn it.


And...later I think the rest.

[miruchu]

Sakuno: Grow a backbone! Don't be so shy all the time! >.<

Kirihara: I love ya to bits but seriously. What's up with you and crushing people lately? Makes you unlovable.

Ryoma: You're cute and all but the entire tennis world DOES NOT revolve around you. There are better players out there. Like Roger Federar.

Bunta: One day you're going to get Type 2 diabetes and become obese. STOP EATING SWEETS DAMMIT!

Choutarou: Life's not all about Shishido-san. Go fanboy an idol or somethin'

Renji: Open your eyes...please. It's not that hard.

Yukimura: Stop acting like a girl...that's all I ask.

Momoshiro: One day you're going to die of a heart attack. Stop eating all those BURGERS.

That's all I can think of...for now.

[zqr]

Eiji: Stop your act cute-ness... And stop being so gay!
Fuji: For goodness sake, it's okay to lose some times. Do not sulk and be so sad just because you are beaten once
Jiroh: Don't wear your boxers when you play tennis!
Kachiro: Will you change your hairstyle? or you like to be known as the 'bowl hair?
Yukimura: I wish you are stronger and better and could beat that ryoma guy... You don't deserve that 'child of god' name if you cannot even beat a 'prince of tennis'

i guess only these 5 are my fav charaters

[sphere]

Ryoma: Quit being so bratty and un-approachable!

Eiji: Stop acting like a sugar high neko-nya@!

Oishi: Will you stop acting like a frekin mother hen!!!! it's annoying!

Tezuka: Smile man!!! You look atleast 35!

Atobe and Mizuki: Quit talking like you two are the kings of the world! and stop it with the purple!!

TT.TT I wanna cry now...

[Mashou no Tenshi]

Jirou: Sleeping is not a way to spend your youthful years (OMG! Did I just turn into Rock Lee or something?) Drink some Speed or coffe or something and get over it.

Shishido: Why the hell do you have to act al tough? You think that is more "macho" Stop being so stupid and hiding all that kindness! Just show your feelings, dammit.

Karupin: Stop being a damn child molester. And stop teasing Kaoru.

Atobe: You are not the king. You are a rich spoilt brat and should learn to shut your motuh when required. AND VIOLET IS NNOT NICE WITH ALL THOSE THINGIES YOU HAVE ON YOUR CLOTHES!

I dont know if I can do this *cries*

Ryoma: You...have...a bad actitude. You act all concited and can´t fece the fact that someone is better than you. You act immanture and you need some spanking (for which i offer myself)- C´mon! Tennis is not everything in life°! Appreciate your friends and team. Learn to leave life instead of trying to go aft6er your father´s shadow. Don´t be unnesesarily cruel with people who like you and be honest and sincere with yourself.

[shiraoi]

*peeks from the middle of nowhere*

Oh, that sounds like a perfect thread for me, I absolutely love insulting my favorites, espeicially Kamio.. Can I copy and paste the insults from a LJ post I once made for same purpose as this topic or should I come up with new ones?

[Raiden]

I think you can copy your old ones. Of course, I'm no mod so I don't really know.

[shiraoi]

Well, I doubt people here have seen these before, so here are they, but now I realize that it might not be entirely worksafe, so read at your own risk

Kamio

There are so many lovely bashable things about this boy ♥ Even his name, it's written in katakane when there are so many pretty kanji that could be used to write it. Is it because his parents wanted him to be like a celebrity and have a katakana name or is it just because his poor emo mind couldn't take the stress of spelling one's own name in kanji? And his last name, god tail? Does it mean that he's Tachibana's little bring-give-sweep boy? Why I'm asking, of course he is and he enjoys that, because in his believing mind, one approving look from his banana good is like a stairway to heaven. Why is he Fudo's vice-captain, by the way? I don't think I'd want my team to have a viceboy who would go "OHNOES NOWAI ALIEN INSECT ATTACKS ME NOES O__________O" at one second and only then realize that it was his own hair.. Who would give such a responsibility to someone whose self-control sucks so much and would freak out and go "OHNOES MONSTAH O____O" at the sight of someone like.. Chinen for example, just imagine their confrontation.. If he really has to be (sera)fukubuchou, he should just be a full time Sailor Scout, he'd be good at protecting the princess, because he'd be all "OMG OKAY, I DOES NOT WANT TO DIE, BUT I HAS TO, BECAUSE PRINCESS IS MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN MY STUPID USELESS LIFE T___________T" and he'd be Sailor Rhythm or something and freak out at every occassion because he's just like that.. Fudoumine is destined to be mixed with dirt in every match they play and consists of emoboys worshipping their god. Just like in that match with Shiten, it doesn't matter how hard they try, 'cos in the end they are all destined to lose in an emo way complete with OMGNOEZ WHAT WOULD WE TELL TACHIBANA-SAN just because they are Fudoumine and wear emo-colored jerseys.
Everyone who sees Kamio has that urge to punch the emoboy in the face and see how he cries, it's not only me, when I was 13, I did a random sketch of him in a notebook and my classmate who hasn't heard of Tenipuri before took the picture and started to midify it, adding bombs, arrows and chainsaws, cutting off his hands and legs (by erasing them and drawing bloody bones in their places) with that ">D" grin on his face, going all "TAKE THAT, SPEED GOD >D >D >D" We did that again two years later and I still have the picture in my notebook, pity I can't scan it right now. When I took 40.5 to my Japanese class, people were all "OMG EMOBOY HA HA HA, DOES HE CUT USING FISH BONES, THE WOUNDS DON'T HEAL IF YOU DO IT THIS WAY"

Chitose

When bashing Kamio, I started from his name, so I'll do that again. Does Chitose think that he's a haiku or something, having 千 kanjis like that? It's definitely a weird mental disorder, just imagine the classic crazy joke that way "my patient thinks he's a haiku!" Or the way he dresses, who the hell dresses like that? Okay, I know his family is poor and parents only love him at night and that's why he can't buy new stuff, but that shirt must have been dug out of the wardrobe his parents had in the 60's.. and he's wearing the same shirt all the time, do you realize how stinky it has to be? He wears it even under the jersey, bleh.. And geta, who wears it near courts when everything gets dirty?
And of course shoujo sparklies, yes, we love shoujo sparklies, but it's not necessary to use shoujo sparklies when you have to say "OMG GAIZ LOOK AT MEH, I IZ COOL AND SHINY SO I CAN HAS UR BRAINZ ;D ;D ;D" Speaking of brains, who the hell sings songs called "Brilliant Brain"? What will be next, "Marvellous Liver" or "Beautiful Lungs"? Not to mention that he sounds like a Johnnyboy on drugs.. yet the drug thing is obvious because he's a child of flowers, only that his favorite flower is weed. What else? He makes a big fuss over his study about that sexually transmitted disease called Muga, because OMG GAIZ I CAN HAS GONE PAST MAH LIMITS but if he exceeded his limits then it means that these weren't his real limits at all, so what kind of achievement is that? And what, now he can go emo, because when there was a real match where he wasn't playing Mother Theresa who would go easy on him because of his eye, he phailed, phailed, phailed and will now go "OMG NOWAI, WHAT ABOUT MAH MUGA? D: D: D:"

Rin

Who stole six valuable irreplaceable months of my life? He did. Who made me wonder if his hair is real or not? He did. I wasted so much time wondering how he does his hair magic and my grandma only took five seconds to say "OLOL DYED BLONDE " And seriously, what is his Physics grade? All great physicians of this world must be rolling in their graves when he makes the ball levitate like that, when I saw that for the first time, I was all "..okay. .WHAT THE FUCK? O____O" This is on of the most bizarre moves out there that aren't Muga, because Konomi must have really been on some strong drugs when he drew that. Is it Wingardium Leviosa or something? Hey, just how many non-mix natural blondes are there in Japan? (among Japanese people) And the contents of his bag = GOD, I loses all faith I ever had in him, if I ever had any

Shiraishi

He has to constantly pwn shotaboys to get ego boosts, it suffers because of Chitose and mr. Bible can't stand that.. What kind of nickname Bible is by the way? As stupid as Wings of Shishigaku and almost as stupid as Jesusmura, does Shiraishi contain stories about Yukimura or something? And yes, I understand that he frequents clubs where lots of nice pills are given, but declaring one's love for his favorite drug every five minutes when still in middle school = GAH. And otherwise, it just provbes that he's a hopeless sex addict whose ass got pwned by certain teacher long time ago in a galaxy far far away.. I'm sure that's how he got the captain position

Ryoma (well, I don't like him, but in that post, I've requested friends to give me characters to bash and Ryoma was one of them)

I once said that he's a little PMSing Hercules and as everyone knows, the ultimate Mary Sue (or Gary Stu, if you like it better this way) But seriously, to make this bash interesting, I'll only use my own observations. In one of the latest geniuses, it is said that Ryoma was created by all these players he played. Mythology geek in me instantly thought of Pandora who was created by the gods to bring misery, like Ryoma does.. and I find it funny that the original reading of Pandora's name was "gifted by everyone" but recent research shows that it's more like "all-giving". Yay, I always knew Ryoma gets all these techniques by giving his ass to everyone he plays, but that was a nice confirmation, Konomi. And losing one's memory is moving yet so soap opera-ish move, Echizen. Still, I'm glad Momo called his former oponents, because I could have caught a glimpse of Shinji's prettines and not care about Ryoma

Yukimura

Ooh, everyone worships Jesusmura recently, but come on, he took quite long to resurrect, didn't he? All he did during the series was being emo in hospital and doing stuff like "oh noes, I can't has be with my team 'cos resurrection process = 69% complete, critical error, the system will shut down" *faints* and dying on Rikkai whenever it was possible to cause some nice drama and YUKIMURAAAAAAAA stuff.. Even in the myus, it killed me when Rikkai sings a song to dead Yukimura who becomes alive as they sing.. Seriously, he's a god of dramababies (bless Fudo, Jesusmura..) and now he can do stuff like "yes, nice, but I can see through all moves in thes manga because Konomi let me read the manual >D >D >D" even though we all know that he'll phail badly, beacuse that's the destiny of everybody whose path crosses with main character's..

Oshitari

Hm, let's think.. Does he really think he's so cool because of his glasses? Everyone knows they're fake and he's wearing them just for show off, so I guess the effect is rather opposite.. Oh and speaking with 0-700 voice doesn't make one cool at all.. It's rather "LOOKIE, I IS SO POOR THAT I HAZ TO WORK IN A SEXPHONE TO GET MONNIES FOR SCHOOL". And Higuma Otoshi, it's not really cool if we see that for the n-th time, Oshitari went to Echizen's level of reproducing moves. He deserves to be made fun of, just because.

[Lovux The Great]

OMG, WTF, shiraoi. That was GODLY. Gave you a karma point for your insult post.

It makes Lovux wonder what it would be like if YOU decided to insult Atobe...

[silver11016]

Oshitari: If you continue speaking in that seductive purr all the time, you're going to destroy your vocal cords. Start talking like a real teenager before you turn into a mute!

Eiji: You should be slapped for every time you "hoi!" before 10 AM. No one has the right to be that cheerful in the morning.

Tezuka: You wouldn't look like a thirty-year-old man if you didn't worry so much. Lighten up!

[shiraoi]

Lovux The Great, I can try and insult Atobe like that so you could decide if you love me or hate me XD; And thank you <3

[sphere]

Dear Kami Shiraoi... that insult to Kamio was...spectacular!! Now that you mention it it was all true... *faints* Oh and I'd love to hear whats you'll insult Atobe-sama for