Post by Lovux The Great on Feb 14, 2008 11:30:17 GMT -5
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~* 70 Reasons Why You Should Love Atobe *~
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~* 70 Reasons Why You Should Love Atobe *~
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1: He is from Hyoutei.
2: He is a captain.
3: He is the captain of Hyoutei...
4: ... As well as the student council president.
5: He is so rich, that he owns your mom.
6: "ORE-SAMA NO BIGI NI YOI NA."
7: He has a beautiful birth mark...
8: ... And he sings SONGS about it! Cha-amu point-o wa, naki bokuro~
9: His hair is magical.
10: He is sexy.
11: HIS VOICE.
12: He makes a cute chibi. XD
13: Even if it is not shown openly and as flamboyantly as his love for himself, he does care for his teammates. Just watch that episode in which Shishido cut his hair - by standing up for Shishido, Atobe dared to question kantoku's authority and the whole "If you loose a match, you're out of the regulars forever" rule, which is one of the main pillars the strength of Hyoutei is built upon.
14: Of course, the reason above does not say that he does not see what is the best for Hyoutei, for his school's pride. He knows what the regular team needs, exactly how they should be put together to compensate eachother. And that is why he let Shishido stay - to bring out the best of himself and his doubles partner Choutarou.
15: He is the perfect bad guy. Everybody loves bad guys. Thus, everybody loves Atobe.
16: He is a criminal. I mean, kidnapping 100+ teenage boys with a WTFbig airplane is against the law, right?
17: He controls Hyoutei's cheering squad with his bare hands...
18: ... And that is because they worship him; they know how to treat a real God in human's body.
19: His strive for victory is undescribeable. Not even unconsciousness will stop him from standing up in the name of Hyoutei.
20: He can make two faces at one time.
21: True, he has achived his status and position through natural talent, but ALSO by VERY hard work. He does not slack off just because he is better than everyone else. He knows that hard work pays off and is the only key to improvement. Props to that insight.
22: His eyes are blue and green like the sea, and just as deep and unpredictable - one moment they are calm and filled with confidence, in the next they are calculating and seeing right through you, and in the next they possess bigger wrath than a stormy ocean.
23: He knows that you should take good care of your skin. Remember episode 110? That's right, he let his servants put up a parasoll to protect his perfect porcelain skin from getting sunburnt.
24: He has perfect grades in ~*ALL*~ school subjects = he is bright and smart and intelligent and clever.
25: He is a talented artist.
26: "Ore wa... KINGU da!"
27: Unlike most characters in Prince of Tennis, he is NOT all just talk - he can back up each and every single word that leaves his mouth.
28: He is an athlete; he knows exactly how to keep your body in shape and how to use it.
29: Even the snakes want a piece of him.
30: HIRO NAKAMURA CAN WARP THROUGH TIME AND SPACE!! (The most important reason of them all)
31: He is such a gifted all-rounded player, even his acrobatic play puts Kikumaru and Gakuto to shame.
32: His birthday is on the same day as the Cinnamon Bun's Day.
33: As expected from a pure being with blue blood, he has a cultivated taste in cultural works, such as enjoying poetry and classical composers.
34: Accepting a victory is easy for anyone, but how easy is it to accept a defeat? Atobe did so, WITH STYLE.
35: He keeps his promises, even if they include cutting his own hair and thus show his loss to the whole world.
36: OMGWTFBBQ LOOK AT THOSE SUNGLASSES!
37: Atobemannequin has got to be the most expressive mannequin I have ever seen. (And don't forget to check out Sanadamannequin, Luckymannequin and Yukimannequin when you're at it)
38: (Quoting directly from Wikipedia) In the 4th characters' popularity ranking, Atobe was voted first with a total of 12,913 votes, soundly beating Shusuke Fuji, who came in second with 6116 votes. (I think this speaks for itself)
39: He loves animals. Beat and Elizabeth, anyone?
40: HE HAS LIVED IN ENGLAND!!! England = British Accent. British accent + Atobe = SMEXNAOPLZ.
41: Katou Kazuki.
42: He is better than you. There is no other way to put it.
43: Only Echizen, the main character of the series, has released more CD's than he has. (Another fact that speaks for itself)
44: He knows how to tango.
45: His LOL is Light-Level, if not higher.
46: Ever noticed how he is only starring in good episodes/chapters? That is not because the episodes/chapters are good by themselves - it is Atobe who makes them much better by blessing them with his presence.
47: Unlike the rest of his team, he does not fear teh froggies. Teh Mudkipz are another story though...
48: There are no rules - only the words of Atobe.
49: Insight. Hametsu e no Rondo. Koori no Sekai.
50: The name. The mthfckn name Atobe Keigo. Just let it roll your tongue. Pretty catchy, huh? The "Atobe" is spelled C-H-A-R-I-S-M-A and gives you the (correct) impression of somebody who stands his ground and who you are bound to worship. The "Keigo" on the other hand is aristocratic as well as pretty sweet and PERFECT for fluffy romance scenes in fanfiction.
51: Despite his endless, flawless, divine perfection, HE. IS. NOT. A. GARY. STUE.
52: He looks hot and manly in purple...
53: ... and in leather pants...
54: ... as well as with shoujo sparkles...
55: ... and in a Rikkai uniform!!!!
56: You can pair him up wth BOTH boys AND girls... and it makes sense! Mind you, yaoi fangirls, he did want a date with Ann after all.
57: When it comes to bedroom action, he can be both seme and uke. Not all characters can pull that off.
58: He does whatever the fuck he wants.
59: There is a Photoshop program named after him. It is just that the makers decided to give it an alternative spelling, so that people would not be distracted by his beautiful, perfect name. (see reason 50)
60: In the beginning, there was Atobe. On the first day, he created God. Then he said, "Ore-sama can do better", and created a mirror.
61: Girl!Atobe is damn hot.
62: One of his songs goes like this:
Heart beat that rises self-importantly will invite a long and sleepless night
Your heart is buring and you cannot moisten your dry throat being embraced by my shadow in your dream
After transfering sins to you with a brief kiss, I lure you into the silent darkness
Whispering fragments of words in your ears, let's begin an unsolveable trick together
With the tips of my fingers, I play the honeyed sound, leave the body to the wind, even the heartbeats
Aaahh, the subtle porn. <3
63: Nobody can strike a pose like Atobe does.
64: Despite the humiliating way in which he was beaten by Echizen, he does not hold a grudge against him. I mean, he prepared a friggin' helicopter to help Momo find Echizen in time for his match. THAT is NOT something you do for someone you hate, yes?
65: His hand can beat the Royal Flush.
66: We all know that he is the King of Tennis. But did you know that he is also the King of Bowling?
67: His power level is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANND!!!!!!!!!111!!11
68: "Obocchama ja nai... Obossama da".
69: Atobe and Sanada did the 69 in a smutfic I read once. And that was totally hot.
70: HE IS ATOBE.
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Hope ya all like.
P.S: Originally, I planned to make it only 69 reasons (
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Oh well, that's all up to Yoshikochan to decide, so... 