Crazy letter game

[mimi]

I saw this on DA and decided to post it here XD it's really funny XD You have to write a letter filling the spaces with the aswers of the questions below the letter example

Rules:

Dear (the last person who posted on the thread):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

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I'm starting,but since there are no previous posts I'm adressing it to the forum

Dear Tenipuri DSP;

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself .I think I realized it When I saw the shrunken head With George Bush and his wife and I saw you Carve your initials into My best friend .I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand That I did a sex-change .I'm returning Your ring to you, but I'll keep Your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I Always have felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go burn,
Mimi

[Raiden]

Dear Mimi:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in women's clothing and I saw you ignore my best friend. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about eggplant-fetishism.

Greetings to your freaky family,
Raiden
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...That actually sounds pretty normal, apart from the dwarf part. If I wrote hate letters, I'd certainly send this to an RL acquaintance of mine (I HATE him).

[melichan]

Dear Raiden:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exsist. I'm returning the coush cushions to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the incarnation as an eskimo.

Go Burn,
Meli



Lol, this is fun XD

[Lovux The Great]

Dear Meli,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll join the monastery. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes in your camping car and I saw you ignore Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked our friendship.

Fuck off,
Lovux.

Oct 8, 2008 17:53:42 GMT -5 mimi said:

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

Waer is the Farmer Seeks Wife option.

[sphere]

Dear Lovux,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 'you're a pervert'. I think I realized it 'first of may' 'in your apartment' and I saw you 'sit on''my fart balloon' I'm sure you're 'middle-class' enough to understand 'I did a sex-change'. I'm returning 'your love-letters' to you, but I'll keep 'suicide note' as a memory. You should also know that I 'never liked' 'our friendship'.

Go burn,
Sphere


^^;

[AnimeFan]

Dear sphere.

I don't really know how to tell you this, but 'Our romance is over'. I think I realized it 'When I threw up' 'With George Bush and his wife' and I saw you 'Pull the clothes off' 'My father'. I'm sure you're 'Ashamed' enough to understand 'That Extreme Home Makeover sucks'. I'm returning 'Your ring' to you, but I'll keep 'Your suicide note' as a memory. You should also know that I 'Was interviewed by the Times about' 'Our friendship'.

'Go burn',
AnimeFan

This is a bit awkward. Looks like most of us want to have a vacation in Japan.

[Raiden]

OT: ...I want to go to New Zealand the most. ^__^;;

[melichan]

OOC: Haha that's true, Anime's yours is funny XD Uh....do I write the letter to Raiden again or Anime? ^^;

[mimi]

write to anime fan,let's leave the ot's out of the "last person rule" ^^

[melichan]

Dear AnimeFan:

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you carve your initals into my best friend. I'm sure you're man enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep suicide noteas a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the apartment building.

In Pain,
Meli

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Bizarre much? XD

[sphere]

ooc: Animefan! I didn't rip the clothes off your dad! Xd OMG.. That was funny! xD Yes Melichan... very bizarre! xD

[melichan]

OOC: Or did you?!!! 0.<

Lol, if only this all really did happen XD

[mimi]

OOC: I'm glad it didn't,I was selling myself according to the letter XD hahahaha

[melichan]

OOC: Lol, that was one of the options?! XD

[mimi]

OOC: yes,for those wearing a yellow shirt XD