Post by Lovux The Great on Jan 5, 2008 8:46:48 GMT -5
Sorry for the waiting, everyone, but it's finally here - a thread dedicated to Lovux's (now legendary) TeniGuro pics!
Definiation of TeniGuro:
"Guro" comes from the japanese way of writing the english word grotesque, gu-ro-te-su-ku.
Take the widely known portmoneau word for Prince of Tennis, TeniPuri, and exchange the "Puri" with "Guro", and voila! It's TeniGuro.
As the "Guro" suggests, the content of the TeniGuro pics are very, well, guro. What to expect to find: sharp weapons right through the human body, visible brain substance and lots of blood.
Please note that there are TeniGuro pics that do not contain the heavy violence described above, but they have been edited for wicked/funny purposes.
To keep things clear, the term TeniGuro is used for both kinds of pics.
History of TeniGuro:
The first TeniGuro pic was actually posted in the Crack Haus over a year ago. It contained a picture of Fuji with edited blood stains. Back then, it was nothing special. In another thread, The Art of the Lovux, a similar pic was posted a while later - this time with Echizen with spikes thorugh his throat. Both pictures had been edited in Paint, and even though none of them was special, they were still appreciated.
The Guro was revived a few months ago, in the "Who's your favourite character" thread. In that thread, Lovux posted her list of favourite character, among them Yuuta and a comment about him being the better Fuji. Some newly registred Fuji fans did not approve. After a long NarutoFan.Com-esque debate, Lovux decied to apologize by posting the picture of a bloody Fuji to please the Fuji fans.
This made a huge success.
After that, a brand new TeniGuro picture was posted in the "Who's your favourite character" thread - this time Yukimura soaked in blood - and not long after that, the second TeniGuro ever (the Echizen one), and from then, well, it's history.
Let's get started with the very first TeniGuro picture ever...
RUN EVERYBODY RUN! FUJI WANTS OUR BLOOD!
Second TeniGuro ever. I really like how the spikes turned out.
Yukimura: "Hello boys. Sorry I'm late but I was flaying a rabbit with cancer on my way here and made myself a new hat out of it. Do you like it? By the way, I ate it's inner testines, 'cuz I overslept and missed breakfeast."
Kikumaru openly admits it; he is NOT a neko...
(O.O) Watch out, Keigo!
Hirakoba: So, Yukimura used a bunny as a hat? HAH! That's CHILD'S FASHION! I operated a burning hamster into my skull to prove my uniqness as an indivudual and spare the world another rodent chewing on cables and salads and singing annoying songs.
Kamio & Momoshiro: Awesome. =)
No, I just COULDN'T leave this poor screen cap alone... XDExcuse the blurry quality, Lovux accidentaly saved the file as a JPG image.
Sorry girls, the cat has rabies, is a man-eater and must be put down.
DO YOU LIKE SPIDER-PIG?
MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
And as you all know, the (most well-known) Mangekyou user of Naruto is always accompanied of his Shark-buddy who's vocabulary is limited to ONE PHRASE ONLY...
Yes, Kisame = Yukimura.
Why not? Both of them have blue hair.
"Greetings, Earthling. Do not fear, all we want is your brain and to undergo a mating process with the help of our tentacle arms."
(please check out the background!)
Once again, screwed up with the file format. Not on purpose, of course.
Kikumaru: Lookies! Naifu da! I can be guro TOO! =D
Atobe: GTFO, you make Ore-sama feel sick!
Sengoku: *thinking* The sight of Atobe feeling sick is... kind of arousing...
Holy sh... they killed Jirou.
C'mon, that cap was just SCREAMING for editing.
Remember the pic of Atobe in shower *drool* with a knife behind his back? Here's what the scene looked like a few moments later.
(Ó.Ò) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you're wondering why Atobe has blue blood: he is a bocchama. A mthfckn bocchama. Nuff said.
MizukI: I'm gonna burn all of you who rejectedsmexy time with me... WUT?! Somebody has already killed my chosen victims? BLASPHEMY! *high-pitched girly scream* WHO DID THIS?!
Inui: NUUUUUH MY KOHAI! I will avenge you, I swear!
Fuji: Gotta hide this corpse while nobody's looking... <--- apparently Fuji was the one who did it.
DOMOOOO!!! HARUDO OISHI DESU, WHOOOOO!!!
The sexiness of Lovux is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANDDD!!!!
MERRY GURO EVERYONE!!!
Inui: Since there's 90 % chance that you've been a bad kid this year, I have lobotomated you into a good kid with kind and sweet behavior. To complete the operation, you need this Santa Juice. Drink it, and you'll deserve your presents. Merry Christmas.
Kurobane: Please, Davide, forgive me! I don't want to do this, it's just that I have to... or else they're gonna kill my family and 300 cats! But there's one thing you need to know before I kill you - I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOOOUU!!! *cries*
Davide: *cries too* Sniff, sniff... Oh dear... who would've thought that YOU woud be my bane, Bane-san...
Kurobane: *stops crying* Actually, now I don't mind killing you. *BOOM HEADSHOT*
Oh dear, poor Gakuto... I must seem like hater or something. XD First he was brainnapped and tentacle raped by aliens, then he is penetrated by the horn of a random narwhal.
You CAN tell it's a narwhal, right?
Whoever said that sharks are scary? Forget that crap - it's the whales you should be afraid of when you're in the open sea.
Or, as it turns out, open spaces ANYWHERE:
Gakuto: NOOO!!! YUUUUUSHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! BACK OFF YOU BEAST!! HOLD ON, MY BIG STRONG SEME, I'ILL SAVE YOU NOW!!! UKE TO THE RESCUE!!!
But... uhm... how did Gakuto survive the narwhal? (O.o) Oh well, whatever it is, perhaps that's what makes him believe he can save Yuushi?
Tezuka: Echizen... I take back what I said about you becoming Seigaku's Pillar of Support. You do not deserve such a title. Actually. You do not deserve to live either. And you cannot run away, because I have already cut off one of your legs. Now... die, Echizen Ryoma.
Lovux: Go Tezuka!!
Random girl: Hey, Atobe-sama... Are you ogling my chest?
Atobe: Of course not... Ehehehehe... Why would a gentleman like Ore-sama do that... Teheheheeee... Nyehehehahihohihihohohehehe...
I COULD SELL MY BROTHER TO SIBERIA TO BE IN THAT RANDOM GIRL'S PLACE.
The whales are still spreading fear and danger around them...
Random girl: Ryuzaki-sensei, surfing is SO FUN! And the best part is, this is a sea where there lives NO SHARKS! We don't have to worry about ANYTHING! =D
Ryuzaki: (O.O) Oh shi-!
Meanwhile, Gakuto has gone to to confront his arch enemies in their headquarters...
Gakuto: It took me a while, but after days of research, I finally found where the whales have their secrect base who will soon be belong to me. I'm gonna make them PAY for eating my seme's face...
To be continued...?
And now, something special Lovux did for the Crack Haus:
Dear users, have you ever wondered what would happen... if Atobe upgraded his Koori no Sekai?
So that you, rather than going into a world of ice, enter a world of pure evil - a devil's territory where cruelty roams free and nothing but despair and agony echoes through your mind, heart and soul...
And let's not forget that everything here happens... TWICE.
*clears throat* So, putting the whale subject aside for a while...
This is SO LAME Lovux should get spanked! XD
Akazawa: This is were the Pokémon cosplay convention is held, right?
Mizuki: Akazawa-buchou... at least you could've tried...
I never thought I'd be using this lame joke...
Run while you still can, girl.
Oishi: You do know that the fullmoon does strange things to people? Because it certainly does to me...
For those who don't get it; Kikumaru's ripping her mouth apart. And liking it.
Don't let me be misunderstood, I'm not a hater or something... its just that this girl seems fun to torture. XD
I wonder how things are going for Gakuto and the whales...
But that's not very interesting!
THIS is interesting! V
Kaidoh's mom: Aaaw, how sweet, Kaoru and Random Girl are trying out Halloween outfits even though it's only February! They sure are responsible teens who know that they should take care of things like this in time!
Random Girl: Teehee! Kaidoh-kun, blood becomes you well!
Kaidoh: .... (X____x)
Random Girl: MUAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT FLEE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND THERE WILL BE LESS PAIN! TEEEHEEEHEEE~! (=^____^=)
Davide: *agony + angst attack + seeing his whole life passing before his eyes*
However, fear not, Kaidoh and Davide, because there is somebody out there who possess that certain ability that can outdo ANY japanese schoolgirl, no matter how much bloodlust they have...
Random Girl (yep, from now on, that's her name!): *choke choke* *cough *cough*
Oshitari: This is what you get for killing off one of my former doubles partners! And I'm sure you're the one behind the whale thing also... Too bad that doesn't work on me.
(don't ask me how he can speak with all those slimy tentacles in his mouth... Oh well, he's not named TENSAI for nothing, you know)
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Will update this from time to time when I do something new.
Definiation of TeniGuro:
"Guro" comes from the japanese way of writing the english word grotesque, gu-ro-te-su-ku.
Take the widely known portmoneau word for Prince of Tennis, TeniPuri, and exchange the "Puri" with "Guro", and voila! It's TeniGuro.
As the "Guro" suggests, the content of the TeniGuro pics are very, well, guro. What to expect to find: sharp weapons right through the human body, visible brain substance and lots of blood.
Please note that there are TeniGuro pics that do not contain the heavy violence described above, but they have been edited for wicked/funny purposes.
To keep things clear, the term TeniGuro is used for both kinds of pics.
History of TeniGuro:
The first TeniGuro pic was actually posted in the Crack Haus over a year ago. It contained a picture of Fuji with edited blood stains. Back then, it was nothing special. In another thread, The Art of the Lovux, a similar pic was posted a while later - this time with Echizen with spikes thorugh his throat. Both pictures had been edited in Paint, and even though none of them was special, they were still appreciated.
The Guro was revived a few months ago, in the "Who's your favourite character" thread. In that thread, Lovux posted her list of favourite character, among them Yuuta and a comment about him being the better Fuji. Some newly registred Fuji fans did not approve. After a long NarutoFan.Com-esque debate, Lovux decied to apologize by posting the picture of a bloody Fuji to please the Fuji fans.
This made a huge success.
After that, a brand new TeniGuro picture was posted in the "Who's your favourite character" thread - this time Yukimura soaked in blood - and not long after that, the second TeniGuro ever (the Echizen one), and from then, well, it's history.
Let's get started with the very first TeniGuro picture ever...
RUN EVERYBODY RUN! FUJI WANTS OUR BLOOD!
Second TeniGuro ever. I really like how the spikes turned out.
Yukimura: "Hello boys. Sorry I'm late but I was flaying a rabbit with cancer on my way here and made myself a new hat out of it. Do you like it? By the way, I ate it's inner testines, 'cuz I overslept and missed breakfeast."
Kikumaru openly admits it; he is NOT a neko...
(O.O) Watch out, Keigo!
Hirakoba: So, Yukimura used a bunny as a hat? HAH! That's CHILD'S FASHION! I operated a burning hamster into my skull to prove my uniqness as an indivudual and spare the world another rodent chewing on cables and salads and singing annoying songs.
Kamio & Momoshiro: Awesome. =)
No, I just COULDN'T leave this poor screen cap alone... XD
Sorry girls, the cat has rabies, is a man-eater and must be put down.
DO YOU LIKE SPIDER-PIG?
MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
And as you all know, the (most well-known) Mangekyou user of Naruto is always accompanied of his Shark-buddy who's vocabulary is limited to ONE PHRASE ONLY...
Yes, Kisame = Yukimura.
Why not? Both of them have blue hair.
"Greetings, Earthling. Do not fear, all we want is your brain and to undergo a mating process with the help of our tentacle arms."
(please check out the background!)
Kikumaru: Lookies! Naifu da! I can be guro TOO! =D
Atobe: GTFO, you make Ore-sama feel sick!
Sengoku: *thinking* The sight of Atobe feeling sick is... kind of arousing...
Holy sh... they killed Jirou.
C'mon, that cap was just SCREAMING for editing.
Remember the pic of Atobe in shower *drool* with a knife behind his back? Here's what the scene looked like a few moments later.
(Ó.Ò) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
In case you're wondering why Atobe has blue blood: he is a bocchama. A mthfckn bocchama. Nuff said.
MizukI: I'm gonna burn all of you who rejected
Inui: NUUUUUH MY KOHAI! I will avenge you, I swear!
Fuji: Gotta hide this corpse while nobody's looking... <--- apparently Fuji was the one who did it.
DOMOOOO!!! HARUDO OISHI DESU, WHOOOOO!!!
The sexiness of Lovux is OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAANDDD!!!!
MERRY GURO EVERYONE!!!
Inui: Since there's 90 % chance that you've been a bad kid this year, I have lobotomated you into a good kid with kind and sweet behavior. To complete the operation, you need this Santa Juice. Drink it, and you'll deserve your presents. Merry Christmas.
Kurobane: Please, Davide, forgive me! I don't want to do this, it's just that I have to... or else they're gonna kill my family and 300 cats! But there's one thing you need to know before I kill you - I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOOOUU!!! *cries*
Davide: *cries too* Sniff, sniff... Oh dear... who would've thought that YOU woud be my bane, Bane-san...
Kurobane: *stops crying* Actually, now I don't mind killing you. *BOOM HEADSHOT*
Oh dear, poor Gakuto... I must seem like hater or something. XD First he was brainnapped and tentacle raped by aliens, then he is penetrated by the horn of a random narwhal.
You CAN tell it's a narwhal, right?
Whoever said that sharks are scary? Forget that crap - it's the whales you should be afraid of when you're in the open sea.
Or, as it turns out, open spaces ANYWHERE:Gakuto: NOOO!!! YUUUUUSHIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! BACK OFF YOU BEAST!! HOLD ON, MY BIG STRONG SEME, I'ILL SAVE YOU NOW!!! UKE TO THE RESCUE!!!
But... uhm... how did Gakuto survive the narwhal? (O.o) Oh well, whatever it is, perhaps that's what makes him believe he can save Yuushi?
Tezuka: Echizen... I take back what I said about you becoming Seigaku's Pillar of Support. You do not deserve such a title. Actually. You do not deserve to live either. And you cannot run away, because I have already cut off one of your legs. Now... die, Echizen Ryoma.
Random girl: Hey, Atobe-sama... Are you ogling my chest?
Atobe: Of course not... Ehehehehe... Why would a gentleman like Ore-sama do that... Teheheheeee... Nyehehehahihohihihohohehehe...
I COULD SELL MY BROTHER TO SIBERIA TO BE IN THAT RANDOM GIRL'S PLACE.
The whales are still spreading fear and danger around them...
Random girl: Ryuzaki-sensei, surfing is SO FUN! And the best part is, this is a sea where there lives NO SHARKS! We don't have to worry about ANYTHING! =D
Ryuzaki: (O.O) Oh shi-!
Meanwhile, Gakuto has gone to to confront his arch enemies in their headquarters...
Gakuto: It took me a while, but after days of research, I finally found where the whales have their secrect base who will soon be belong to me. I'm gonna make them PAY for eating my seme's face...
To be continued...?
And now, something special Lovux did for the Crack Haus:
Dear users, have you ever wondered what would happen... if Atobe upgraded his Koori no Sekai?
So that you, rather than going into a world of ice, enter a world of pure evil - a devil's territory where cruelty roams free and nothing but despair and agony echoes through your mind, heart and soul...
And let's not forget that everything here happens... TWICE.
*clears throat* So, putting the whale subject aside for a while...
This is SO LAME Lovux should get spanked! XD
Akazawa: This is were the Pokémon cosplay convention is held, right?
Mizuki: Akazawa-buchou... at least you could've tried...
I never thought I'd be using this lame joke...
Run while you still can, girl.
Oishi: You do know that the fullmoon does strange things to people? Because it certainly does to me...
For those who don't get it; Kikumaru's ripping her mouth apart. And liking it.
Don't let me be misunderstood, I'm not a hater or something... its just that this girl seems fun to torture. XD
I wonder how things are going for Gakuto and the whales...
But that's not very interesting!
THIS is interesting! V
Kaidoh's mom: Aaaw, how sweet, Kaoru and Random Girl are trying out Halloween outfits even though it's only February! They sure are responsible teens who know that they should take care of things like this in time!
Random Girl: Teehee! Kaidoh-kun, blood becomes you well!
Kaidoh: .... (X____x)
Random Girl: MUAHAHAHAHA! YOU CANNOT FLEE! ACCEPT YOUR FATE AND THERE WILL BE LESS PAIN! TEEEHEEEHEEE~! (=^____^=)
Davide: *agony + angst attack + seeing his whole life passing before his eyes*
However, fear not, Kaidoh and Davide, because there is somebody out there who possess that certain ability that can outdo ANY japanese schoolgirl, no matter how much bloodlust they have...
Random Girl (yep, from now on, that's her name!): *choke choke* *cough *cough*
Oshitari: This is what you get for killing off one of my former doubles partners! And I'm sure you're the one behind the whale thing also... Too bad that doesn't work on me.
(don't ask me how he can speak with all those slimy tentacles in his mouth... Oh well, he's not named TENSAI for nothing, you know)
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Will update this from time to time when I do something new.
