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Post by saro on May 27, 2006 16:28:32 GMT -5
Like with my thread in the doujinshi forum, I felt like having a place to dump random... Ramblings and stuff.
This I wrote some time at night, I don't actually remember when: o-0
Goldylocks and the Three Thighs
Goldylocks was tired and decided to take a nap. He approached the benches and laid his head down.
'This won't do,' he thought to himself. 'This leg is too hard and muscular.'
So he moved onto the next one.
'This won't do either,' thought Goldylocks. 'This leg is too thin and bony. Plus the owner's protesting.'
So he moved onto the next one.
'This is just right,' he thought.
And it was. It also came with Luxury Praline Chocolates and plenty of stroking, which Goldylocks liked very much.
He didn't much like it when a big bear carried him to the bus though. The phrase 'what are you doing in my Captain?' Came to mind.
:0 Hohoho.
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Post by yoshikochan on May 27, 2006 20:25:38 GMT -5
LOL XD that was so very random.
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Post by oedipusrex on May 28, 2006 2:05:08 GMT -5
Once upon a time I got stuck behind a vehicle going incredibly slow.
As my fellow passengers and I passed by this animosity, I questioned toward it:
"Why are you hurting America?"
THE END.
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Post by yoshikochan on May 30, 2006 16:28:34 GMT -5
*applauds* XD
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Post by oedipusrex on May 30, 2006 20:44:24 GMT -5
*bows*
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Post by saro on May 31, 2006 15:55:35 GMT -5
*Kikumaru beam*  |
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Post by lost on May 31, 2006 17:35:14 GMT -5
lolz to all
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Post by yoshikochan on Jun 3, 2006 12:03:42 GMT -5
LOL!!! Wow, Kikumaru's smile... *has nightmares* Fuji is getting a run for his money.
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Post by dyaoka on Jun 3, 2006 23:47:04 GMT -5
whoa. XDDD
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Post by oedipusrex on Jun 4, 2006 19:41:51 GMT -5
lolzy!1!1eleven!1!!!111
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Post by rasuberi on Jun 5, 2006 2:18:32 GMT -5
roflwafflecopterz XD XD XD
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Post by soraneko on Jun 8, 2006 23:28:06 GMT -5
woah.....weird
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Post by saro on Jun 9, 2006 4:48:04 GMT -5
I'm still wondering if everyone's realised what I was actually writing about~ x.x I mean, Goldylocks would obviously be Jirou, but... Bah! Here's some random shizz' I wrote for some reason and has no real beginning or end (or purpose)!
(WARNING: OOCness, angsty Inui, Momo speaking slangy, and terrible English... Lots of speaking not much descriptions D:)
"You see, I've met this girl," Inui began to explain.
"Whoa, is she like perfect or something? Y'know, her data or whatever?" Momoshiro teased.
Inui opened his mouth to speak, but paused in thought. He looked down at his glass as he collected himself.
"No. She has as many faults as Seigaku has tennis balls."
"You mean you counted?" Momoshiro laughed.
"Metaphorically speaking."
"I was gonna say, you'd be one sick freak if-"
"Momo-chan!" Kikumaru spoke up. "So, you're in love with her?"
"I'd like to say it were just a passing crush, but yes. With every smile I become more... More endeared with her."
"Why don't you go speak to her? Tell her your feelings?" Kikumaru suggested, slipping a straw past his lips.
"She goes to St Rudolph. Her prefered type of guy is tall, slim, handsome and with long fair hair."
"Pfft! Like she could get that around here!" Momoshiro slurped on his straw with some fustration.
"Still, she deserves better than me." Inui sighed.
"Then be happy with her happiness." Stated Kikumaru casually.
"Hm?" Inui raised an eyebrow.
"Just be happy that she's happy, k? Don't worry yourself with something one sided. One day you'll love someone who'll love you back, just not her." Kikumaru explained with a wagging finger.
"Yeah, it's painful but you just gotta accept it sometimes."
"Hehe, like Momo-chan in his first year -nya." Kikumaru giggled.
"Hey! A guy can have high expectations! Anyway, we were all fools at some point."
"Just some for longer than others." Inui added.
"Oi!"
o.o I also found something I wrote while on four different types of medication. I'll type that up next, though it's a bit mature and loopy.
It was during a seemingly prolonged day of school and under the influence of many medications that Saro decided to write some crack. She took pen and notebook-of-dirty-fantasies and wrote this totally irrelevant introduction.
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Jirou laid a head of curly hair on Atobe's thigh, choosing to use him as a human pillow. Atobe could not refuse this, afterall, he knew Jirou's secret, and it would look bad if he were to upset a superhero detective with an IQ of 206.
Gakuto and Oshitari were having a discussion about hair conditioners, which shortly led to wild sex and those irritating squeaks Atobe had learnt to hate so much.
Grunt. Squeak. Grunt. Squeak.
"Kabaji, I interrupt your protest against animal testing to request that you lob Jirou on the happy couple. They are making a mess on the benches."
"Usu."
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Post by tessa on Jun 9, 2006 20:14:09 GMT -5
The little crack bit at the end, I think it might have actually happened. I can at least see it happening anyways.
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Post by Sheenie on Sept 2, 2006 21:28:51 GMT -5
xDDD!!! <-- That's all I have to say. xP
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