OMFG OMFG OMFG Lovux had the awesomestest dream ever and she just got out of bed and NEEDS to write it down and share it to you all before she forgets it...
Look, in Lovux's dream, Atobe had a large party in his mansion. And WHAT a party it was! There was alcolohol, sexual tension, and the scandals just kept on topping eachother!
List of scandals:
1) Atobe stripped on a table (my comment: ZOMFG!), eagerly cheered on by the rest of Hyoutei.
Result: Echizen said "Mada Mada Dane".
2) Fuji stripped on a table, since he thought Atobe didn't do a good job as he kept his underwear on. Fuji did not.
Result: Yuuta was WTFashamed over his brother and went outside to cool down, which led to scandal 3).
3) Outside, Yuuta ran into a not too sober and VERY clingy Mizuki. When Fuji had finished his striptease and went outside to search for Yuuta, he caught them having sex in the bushes.
Result: See below.
4) Fuji and Mizuki scolded eachother. Fuji screamed that all Mizuki would do to Yuuta was giving him a shitload of diseases. Mizuki screamed back that it was Fuji's bad habit of interrupting and ruining romantic moods for his little brother that made poor Yuuta leave Seigaku. Yuuta had to stand right between them to stop a physical fist fight to broke out.
Result: Fuji and Mizuki went home. But not together.
5) Inui experimiented a little and made an Inui-juice, which he used to spike Tezuka's drink... or so he believed. It turned out to be Sengoku's.
Result: Poor Sen fainted and they left him in a bedroom somewhere in the large mansion.
6) Oishi and Kikumaru had sex in the basement. They thought no one noticed, but on old ventilation... thing that led to the party hall made their little act audible for all partying members.
Result: When they returned to the party hall as if nothing had happened, people clapped their hands. XD And Kikumaru said "Oishi! Look how happy they are! Sweet! Next time, don't you think we could make them PAY us MONEY to hear us?".
7) Tezuka and Atobe competed in armwrestling.
Result: Tezuka had his arm broken again and wanted painkillers.
8) He got the painkilelrs, as well as a drink to swallow them down... which this time was the right drink Inui had spiked with Inui-juice.
Result: He fainted and they put him in a bedroom somewhere.
9) Momoshiro and Kaidoh had a competition about which of them who could drink the most without decking or throwing up.
Result: Momo won, after Kaidoh had fallen asleep on a doormat. When he stumbled back to his friends and Ann asked him if he was okay, he threw up on her shoes.
10) Gakuto had a sugarrush and climbed one of the biggest and most expensive crystal chandeliers to see if it could take that.
Result: It could not.
11) Kawamura, Yanagizawa, Atsushi and Hiyoshi fought about which television show they should've watched in the TV room. The sofa caught on fire when Kawamura suddenly went into his infamous "BURNING!" mode. Luckily, the others were able to put out the fire before things got too serious.
Result: Cleaning up the coal and ashy mess was a bitch...
12) Echizen ate all coockies Atobe had in his coockie stash (Lovux's comment: No, Lovux didn't know Atobe had a coockie stash...).
Result: Atobe got pissed and sent Kabaji after him, but the little brat locked himself in a bathroom for two hours.
13) Kamio and Shinji (mostly Kamio) tried to steal a Karaoke machine, and they succeded!
Not! Atobe got pissed and sent Kabaji after them, but they fled into a supply...
Result: ... where they caught Shishido and Ohtori having sex! This led to scandal 14).
14) Shishido and Ohtori, embarrassed and shocked, fled the party. Well, at first it seemed like that, but they ended up at the mansion's backyard and got lost in the WTFhuge park.
Result: They weren't found until the next morning, when they were half frozen and half scared to death by bats and many other dangerous nocturnal animals.
15) This morning, Tezuka woke up ina bedroom somewhere... and found himself lying next to Sengoku! In the middle of the party chaos, they had ben put together in the same bed!
Result: When Sengoku woke up a few minutes later, they both screamed in shock. Then, they agreed on not telling this to anyone, since it would be quite embarassing for both of them.
And now, perhaps the biggest scandal of them all...
Jirou fell asleep one minute after the party had started and MISSED EVERYTHING, even though he was
present!*lets out a deep sigh* Can't believe I narrated it all...
But it was more grey than orange/yellow as it is in movies. And poor Atobe, he had to lay down on his back directly on the dusty ground, even though we were only one metre from a small area of grass. Then I noticed that there was a bunch (like 5) of our friends approaching us (though I don’t remember if it was people I actually know or if it was TeniPuri characters), so we had to stop it right there and find our clothes, which we barely managed to before the friends spot us. 
) and while we did so, the whole landscape was filled with water (it was like valley, this environment), so the train rails were about 3 meters deep but on the ground, the water level was, like, 30 centimetres. It also begun to come a lot of train (old ones, driven by coal and fire) on the trails so we had do dive a lot so we wouldn’t ger run over. 
But hey, did I have much of a choice? I had to wear it, and when I got outside of the wagon, the water had dried up and the landscape was covered with green grass as far as the eye could see. 
So you'll have to be without Lovux Crack till those dreams happens.