Random Pairing Generator

[tessa]

Oh! I think I know that one.

Is it called 'Uke Games' and by orpheneritus.

The link: www.fanfiction.net/s/2667701/1/Uke_Games

Because even if it's not, it's still a pretty funny story.

[saro]

Actually, it might well be, but there may actually be a few others. I've seen fics where Gakuto refers to making out or sex as 'the game' a few times. @,@

(providing Jirou's in it I've probably read it several times already)

[Raiden]

I tried that thing as well... btw, isn't it so that the first to appear in the pairing is the seme and the latter one is the uke?

Ibu Shinji / Wakato Hiroshi
Speedos

WTF? That's something I doubt will work out... >_>
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Satoshi Horio / Marui Bunta
Pole

This one... freaks me out. I don't even want to know what the pole is all about...
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Akutsu Jin / Kikumaru Eiji
Couch/Sofa

This could actually prove to be pretty cute. At least Eiji would probably be able to soften that crazy Akutsu's nature a bit... xD
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Kisazaru Atsushi / Tachibana Kippei
Marshmallows

...MUH?!
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Taki Haginosuke / Taki Haginosuke
Demented

*totally dies*
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Atobe Keigo / Kisazaru Ryo
Hobbits

.................
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Tezuka Kunimitsu / Sengoku Kiyosumi
Canned asparagus

*yucks at the food* *squees at the pairing* They'd look cute together.
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Genichirou Sanada / Mizuki Hajime
Secret

Now it makes me want to know what the secret's all about. xD
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Ibu Shinji / Tanaka Youhei
Curiosity

Hm? I'd say Shinji is probably quite the curious type...
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Kisarazu Atsushi / Kisazaru Ryo
Camp

WAH! Twincest! *runs*
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Osakada Tomoka / Tachibana Kippei
Hiccup

This one is totally ridiculous. ...Besides, I hate Tomoka and I hate every pairing she's in.
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Kirihara Akaya / Akutsu Jin
Soulmate

...Demon meets demon?
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Taki Haginosuke / Kaidou Kaoru
Flamenco

I could never see either of them having THAT as a hobby. xD
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Taki Haginosuke / Ohtori Choutarou
Broken heart

Aw, has Shishido dumped poor Chou? T_T Good thing he has Taki to help him, poor guy...
I deem this thing crazy, because Shish would NEVER bail out on Chou! It's nearly impossible!
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Atobe Keigo / Genichirou Sanada
Alcohol

This one, I want to see. xD Poor Sanada will probably get something dumped in his drink by Atobe or something...

[tessa]

It depends. Usually it goes in seme/uke order, though there are people who are against that and will have character a & character b, in which either could be seme and uke.

And don't get me started on fandoms like Gundam Wing. Because then you get into stuff like: 1x2x5x2x1 and 1x2x4x13 and other crazy junk like that.

[krystalepyon]

O.O

Kawamura Takashi / Kawamura Takashi
Ring

WTF???

And eeew

Atobe and Sumire-chan. That's just... ew.

And another one: Eiji/Sumire. Bleh. Something is wrong with whoever added her to this generator.

Akutagawa Jirou / Hiyoshi
Impregnate

*Fucking dies laughing*

As much as I hate mpreg, a pregnant Hiyoshi... to Jirou.... BUWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Oh god...

Tanaka Kouhirou/Ginichirou Sanada
Impregnate

Momoshiro Takeshi / Ibu Shinji
Jellyfish

You know, I can just see them at the beach with Shinji babbling on about jellyfish and Momo shutting him up with a kiss.

Yagyuu Hiroshi / Yanagi Renji
Satisfaction

Oh, I'll make sure they have satisfaction...

Eek!

Banji/Oshitari Yuushi

It was so disturbing I moved on accidentally before I caught the scenario.

Genichirou Sanada / Ohtori Choutarou
Curiosity

I'm curious. I really, really am. I don't usually like Sanada but this pairing seriously intrigues me!!!

Anyone wanna have a go? XD

[melichan]

Lol, I got some pretty weird pairings myself while I was doing the generator.

[sphere]

Sakaki TaroXSakaki Taro

Hobbits..

That made me fall outta my chair!

Oh and I might try writting Atobe/Sanada plus alcohaol...Sound interesting...

[Lovux The Great]

raiden said:

Atobe Keigo / Genichirou Sanada
Alcohol

DO.

WANT.

[hakuryu]

Tachibana Kippei / Inoue Mamoru
Cinema

Fuji Yuuta / Echizen Nanjiroh
Beach

Katsuo Mizuno / Oshitari Yuushi
Shampoo



ROFL XD

[melichan]

The last two are scaring me >.<

[Mashou no Tenshi]

Momoshiro Takeshi/Inui Sadaharu
bubble bath

*laughs* I can just picture it. You enter Seigaku dresser and find Momo in a bath tube full of something green with bubbles bursting around and Inui laughing like an insane scientist. Ain´t that hot?

Akutagawa Jirou/Oshitari Yuushi
microwake

for some reason I find the idea of those two with their heads stuck in the microwave insanely funny

[melichan]

*faints*

[sphere]

Okay Lovux-senpai! I'll try to post it sometime tommorow or later today.

[saro]

raiden said:

Taki Haginosuke / Ohtori Choutarou
Broken heart

Aw, has Shishido dumped poor Chou? T_T Good thing he has Taki to help him, poor guy...
I deem this thing crazy, because Shish would NEVER bail out on Chou! It's nearly impossible!

May be not, but I've doujins in which Shishido accidently breaks Choutarou's heart. That I find quite believable.

mashounotenshi said:

Momoshiro Takeshi/Inui Sadaharu
bubble bath

Mind if I add to the mix? How about if it's KAIDOH's bath? ;3

mashounotenshi said:

Akutagawa Jirou/Oshitari Yuushi
microwave

Perfect excuse for Jirou's teasing side to play. 'No, Yuushi-ku~n, you'll have to play a game first before I let you open that door'.

Of course, this is what happens when Gakuto goes on holiday and Atobe is 'busy' for the night ('oh, hey, are these Sengoku's panties? What're they doing here?'), Jirou and Yuushi end up sitting about watching videos together and eating microwavable doughnuts. :{

[Mashou no Tenshi]

LOL xD

That being Kaoru´s bath only adds to the mix

Second one crack me up completly and made me want to write a fic.

Random question: If you tell me you like AtoJi I´m ready to drop on my knee and ask you to marry me right now!